George Gobel quotes

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes? (George Gobel)
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. View quote
George Gobel
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye. View quote
George Gobel
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. View quote
George Gobel
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. View quote
George Gobel
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. View quote
George Gobel