Gilbert Gottfried quotes
Gilbert Gottfried was an American comedian and actor known for his distinctive voice and offbeat sense of humor. His stand-up performances and appearances in films and television left a memorable mark on the world of comedy. He will always be remembered for lending his unique voice to iconic characters like Iago in Disney's "Aladdin." Here are 65 of his quotes:
I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley.
Gilbert Gottfried
I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn't mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn't keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I'm not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath looked like if it passed me on the street, so how could I observe it?
Gilbert Gottfried
With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club.
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried
Occupation: American Comedian
Born: February 28, 1955
Died: April 12, 2022
Quotes count: 65
