Frank Muir quotes

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it. (Frank Muir)

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

Frank Muir

Frank Muir

Occupation: English Writer
Born: February 5, 1920
Died: January 2, 1998
Quotes count: 2