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Don Rickles quotes - page 2
Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.
Don Rickles
I do situations and make fun of authority and life.
Don Rickles
When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit.
Don Rickles
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.
Don Rickles
I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.
Don Rickles
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
Don Rickles
The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson.
Don Rickles
I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.
Don Rickles
Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood.
Don Rickles
I still have drive, but everything is relative.
Don Rickles
I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew evenÂtually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.
Don Rickles
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.
Don Rickles
It takes many years to be a great comedian.
Don Rickles
My whole act is off the top of my head.
Don Rickles
Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.
Don Rickles
I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.
Don Rickles
To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.
Don Rickles
I don't do impressions.
Don Rickles
Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.
Don Rickles
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.
Don Rickles
When I'm onstage, I'm acting.
Don Rickles
It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that.
Don Rickles
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Don Rickles
Photo:
John Mathew Smith & www.celebrity-photos.com from Laurel Maryland, USA
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CC BY-SA 2.0
Occupation:
American Comedian
Born:
May 8, 1926
Died:
April 6, 2017
Quotes count:
64
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