Chelsea Peretti quotes

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up. (Chelsea Peretti)
It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? View quote
Chelsea Peretti
Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures. View quote
Chelsea Peretti
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. View quote
Chelsea Peretti
We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with a lot of guys in high school, and I did theater with a few of my close girlfriends. View quote
Chelsea Peretti
I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men just coming back, and they were voraciously hungry. They were heroes, pulling rubble, and I was a new comic trying to go blue just so I could get some laughs. View quote
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I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard to be funny because it feels like they're auditioning for a comedy job or something. It doesn't feel romantic to me. I get so much comedy from my life that, from a guy, I'm more looking for something sweet or romantic. View quote
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I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement. View quote
Chelsea Peretti
Sometimes when I'm nervous, that's when the most interesting things happen. View quote
Chelsea Peretti

Chelsea Peretti

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Occupation: American Comedian
Born: February 20, 1978
Quotes count: 9

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