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Al Madrigal quotes
My primary responsibility is to be funny.
Al Madrigal
The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.
Al Madrigal
You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there's a lot of funny stuff. It's definitely amusing, and paying 99 cents for a samurai sword is amazing.
Al Madrigal
I don't really move onstage; all I do is just gradually hunch more and more and jut out at the people in the front row.
Al Madrigal
I've always liked and appreciated storytellers like Garry Shandling and Bill Cosby - more long-form comedy. So starting in San Francisco, watching all these great comics - Patton Oswalt, Dave Chappelle - you get to see them a bunch, and you go, 'Wow, this is where I need to be.'
Al Madrigal
I think any husband knows when to stand down when it comes to domestic disputes. After 13 years of marriage, I even think I may have it figured out.
Al Madrigal