Abe Lemons quotes

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. (Abe Lemons)

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

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Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

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I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.

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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

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You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

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I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

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