Andy Dick quotes

Andy Dick is an American actor and comedian, recognized for his unique brand of eccentric humor. Known for roles in television series such as "NewsRadio" and frequent appearances on various comedy shows, his career spans several decades. He is also noted for his unpredictable public persona and contributions to alternative comedy. Here are 24 of his quotes:

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me. (Andy Dick)

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!

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I was a bad boy as a child.

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I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

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I have a very dark sense of humor.

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I had no blood relatives till I made some.

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I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

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I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.

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When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.

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I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.

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Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic. (Andy Dick)

I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it.

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I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.

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There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

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You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

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I believed in God my whole life.

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I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

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I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

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The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

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Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

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My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything. (Andy Dick)

I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.

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I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

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I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

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Occupation: American Actor
Born: December 21, 1965
Quotes count: 24

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