Don Herold quotes

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. (Don Herold)
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant. View quote
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It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. View quote
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There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. View quote
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If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones. View quote
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The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. View quote
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Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. View quote
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Why resist temptation? There will always be more. View quote
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Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace. View quote
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The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance. View quote
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There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe. (Don Herold)
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow. View quote
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Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. View quote
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A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. View quote
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Golf may be a hussy, but I love her. View quote
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Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back. View quote
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