Jackie Gleason quotes

Jackie Gleason was an American actor, comedian, and musician, celebrated for his larger-than-life personality and comic genius. His role as Ralph Kramden on the television show "The Honeymooners" made him a cultural icon. He influenced generations of comedians and entertainers with his memorable performances and unique style. Here are 8 of his quotes:

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

Jackie Gleason

Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.

Jackie Gleason

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Jackie Gleason

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

Jackie Gleason

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

Jackie Gleason

How sweet it is!

Jackie Gleason

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge.' I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

Jackie Gleason