Garry Shandling quotes - page 2

I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green. (Garry Shandling)
First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on. View quote
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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there. View quote
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Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with. View quote
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I don't like this reality television, I have to be honest, ... I think real people should not be on television. It's for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real. View quote
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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name? View quote
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Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried. View quote
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I have such poor vision I can date anybody. View quote
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The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behavior, interested me. View quote
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I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage. View quote
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Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think? (Garry Shandling)

Garry Shandling

Garry Shandling - Image
Photo: Angela George at https://www.flickr.com/photos/sharongraphics/, CC BY-SA 3.0
Occupation: American Comedian
Born: November 29, 1949
Died: March 24, 2016
Quotes count: 36

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