Louise Rennison quotes

I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them. (Louise Rennison)

I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically driven.

Louise Rennison

And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring, I think they are drilling.

Louise Rennison

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Louise Rennison

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

Louise Rennison

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

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You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?

Louise Rennison

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus.

Louise Rennison

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

Louise Rennison

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Louise Rennison

I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES??? (Louise Rennison)

He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.

Louise Rennison

As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up... but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

Louise Rennison

Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I'm thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at that same moon. I wonder how many of them haven't got any eyebrows?

Louise Rennison

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!

Louise Rennison

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.

Louise Rennison

How do you make yourself not like someone?

Louise Rennison

As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

Louise Rennison

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

Louise Rennison

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on.

Louise Rennison

How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea? (Louise Rennison)

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

Louise Rennison

Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?

Louise Rennison

I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don't have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I'll be a bloke, they don't have to make sense either.

Louise Rennison

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson.

Louise Rennison

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Louise Rennison

Occupation: English Author
Born: November 19, 1951
Died: February 29, 2016
Quotes count: 50

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