Gordon Korman quotes

We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it. (Gordon Korman)
In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world. View quote
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No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole! View quote
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I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet. View quote
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For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. View quote
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When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves. View quote
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Wonderful. What's the point of throwing a hissy fit without friends and family on hand to hear it?" -Amy Cahill. View quote
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Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'. View quote
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We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!" "Good point," Ian agreed. "Return them to the canal. Roughly, please. View quote
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You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts. View quote
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The phone rang in the comm. center. Ian consulted the monitor. "It's Dan." He pressed a button. "Kabra here." Dan's voice crackled through the attic. "Don't say it like that," he complained. "Your name still gives me heartburn. (Gordon Korman)
Ask me. I'm a cow expert. View quote
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Amy hugged Sinead, and Dan scratched Saladin. "Later, Saladin. Take it easy on Kabra. On second thought, don't. View quote
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The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down. View quote
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Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill. View quote
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Where's Amy?" Ian put in. "Will you please get her to call that Evan character? He rings here twenty times a day. He's either the most mule-headed person who ever lived, or he really likes your sister. She has to have mercy on him–on all of us! View quote
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Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters. View quote
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Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you. View quote
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Ian Kabra rolled up his window. "My god, what's that smell?" Behind the wheel, Sinead laughed. "It's called fresh air. Growing up in London, you've probably never breathed it before." "And I hope I never breathe it again. View quote
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What does it feel like to get shot?" "I don't recommend it," said Nellie in a controlled voice. "Chocolate is definitely better. View quote
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Sinead broke in. "The cops need to know what to do with Evan, Amy. What should I tell them?" "Shoot to kill?" Ian suggested. (Gordon Korman)
Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling. View quote
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Who's Evan?" Ian asked. "Amy's boyfriend!" "Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed. "Since! View quote
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Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "knows the way." "Funny name for an aircraft," Grace commented. "Is it after your wife?" "My gun." Grace stared at him. "You named your plane after a?" "It was a very good gun. View quote
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Gordon Korman

Occupation: Author
Quotes count: 24

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