Seth Grahame-Smith quotes

Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others. (Seth Grahame-Smith)

However, it has long been said that "my enemy's enemy is my friend.

Seth Grahame-Smith

Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head.

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Real power comes not from hate, but from truth.

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I think zombies have always been an easy metaphor for hard times. Because they're this big, faceless, brainless group of evil things that will work tirelessly to destroy you and think of nothing else.

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I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

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I wrote one terrible manuscript after another for a decade and I guess they gradually got a little less terrible. But there were many, many unpublished short stories, abandoned screenplays and novels... a Library of Congress worth of awful literature.

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But I am happy. And happiness, I have decided, is a noble ambition.

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On the contrary, there is something pleasing about his mouth when he speaks. And there is something of dignity in the way his trousers cling to those most English parts of him.

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Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.

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I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all mean are created free and equal. (Seth Grahame-Smith)

Without death,' he answered, 'life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that can never be sung. For how would one finish it?

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Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the least of love; and of all the weapons in the world, love was the most dangerous.

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Of all the weapons in the world, love is the most dangerous.

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put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there.

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No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.

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I fear that a life of death has made me numb to both.

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Thank you, sir, but I am perfectly content being the bride of death.

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Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see.

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The more precious His gift, the more anxious God for its return.

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I would much prefer their minds to be engaged in the deadly arts than clouded with dreams of marriage and fortune, as your own so clearly is! (Seth Grahame-Smith)

So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires.

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I always say that the characters in Jane Austen's original books are rather like zombies because they live in this bubble of immense wealth and privilege and no matter what's going on around them they have a singular purpose to maintain their rank and to impress others.

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Contrary to his infallibly "honest" image, Abe wasn't above lying so long as it served a noble purpose.

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Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend." "And I to see you dead.

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Seth Grahame-Smith

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Occupation: American Author
Born: January 4, 1976
Quotes count: 53

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