Andy Borowitz quotes - page 2

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns. (Andy Borowitz)
Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning. View quote
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Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. View quote
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As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires. View quote
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Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. View quote
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The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. View quote
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John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service. View quote
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Andy Borowitz

Occupation: Writer
Quotes count: 32

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