Calvin Trillin quotes

Health food makes me sick. (Calvin Trillin)
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. View quote
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I'm more disturbed when people expect me to be serious. View quote
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Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly. View quote
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As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. View quote
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I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of. View quote
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In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while his article is still on the presses. View quote
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Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work. View quote
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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry. View quote
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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place. View quote
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I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally. (Calvin Trillin)
I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed. View quote
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I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent. View quote
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I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still. View quote
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We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page. View quote
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Being on a book tour is a lot easier than reporting. View quote
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I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey. View quote
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Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry. View quote
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When it comes to rapacious 19th century capitalism, my family's hands are clean. View quote
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There's always a source for humor. View quote
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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out. (Calvin Trillin)
When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere. View quote
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What interests me is what you might call vernacular writing, writing that connects you to a place. View quote
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With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy. View quote
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The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt. View quote
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Calvin Trillin

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Occupation: American Journalist
Born: December 5, 1935
Quotes count: 38
Wikipedia: Calvin Trillin

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