Keith Waterhouse quotes

I turn over a new leaf every day," I said. "But the blots show through. (Keith Waterhouse)

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Keith Waterhouse

The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.

Keith Waterhouse

Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

Keith Waterhouse

Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?"

Keith Waterhouse

Now, [...] the world is beginning to look like what it is-overcrowded, dirty, noisy, smelly, and rapidly running out of resources. We're nearing the end of the rainbow, with not a crock of gold in sight.

Keith Waterhouse

Keith Waterhouse

Occupation: English Writer
Born: February 6, 1929
Died: September 4, 2009
Quotes count: 6
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