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Critique exists to protect consumers from unscrupulous companies, and is a necessary part of our society. Wild Games Studio disagrees. (TotalBiscuit)
I think we may have found 2014's Garry's Incident. Ho-lee sh*t. View quote
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It's an Avenge?! Ahhhh! Oh, no! ...I was bamboozled! View quote
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This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here-" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attention] "Hi. View quote
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Can I... WHAT?! Whaaaaat?! I hit him five times-three times in the back and he doesn't even know that I'm here!" [laughs] "Why is this game?! I'm not even gonna ask what is this game! View quote
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So. What's missing? Well, there's no crosshairs. View quote
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Are you ready for the jumpscare? ...No, you're not. View quote
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Oh look, everybody instantly died again! What the hell was that? What killed me? View quote
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Behold! The Floating Aborigine Tribesman thingy! And his. View quote
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...I am a stupid, stupid man. I am a very, very dumb person. I..." [laughs in self-deprication] "He has an Auchenai Soulpriest! Why would you do that?! What is wrong with you?! View quote
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So, if all you do with WTF Is...? is to figure out whether or not a game is worth buying, you can just stop watching right now. It isn't. You should avoid it like the plague, because it is absolutely terrible. If you're curious as to why, however..." [chuckles] "Oh, I will show you. (TotalBiscuit)
Should've played the bloody Sky Golem. And now he's got my other one. Give it BACK! View quote
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What the hell killed me?! I had half health! Why did I just immediately die?! I don't understand what's happening! View quote
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That shows an obscene! lack of foresight! View quote
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Let me guess: if I stand up, he's gonna see me immediately?" [stands up; tribesman attacks him] "Of course. View quote
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I now present to you the fairest maiden-what the hell is wrong with your face? View quote
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I'm pretty sure that macaw is also...up to no good... View quote
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We as consumers have the ability to stop this bullshit for good. And we're the only ones who can do that. Publishers aren't gonna do it. Devs aren't gonna do it. It's up to you: will you be part of that solution? Will you help fix this? Or will you continue to be part of the problem? I guess that's up to you. View quote
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Ubisoft, I just want to like your games. Why won't you let me! View quote
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What the 'ell just happened?! View quote
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We protected our copyright because TotalBiscuit has no right to make advertising revenues with our license.' Stephane Woods is lying, and here's why. (TotalBiscuit)
This is a full release...! This is a full release! It is not Early Access! This is not a beta, guys! Seriously, I am not lying to you! And this is after about three patches! This game is a f**king disaster! View quote
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WHAT?! YOU FFFFFFFfffffff..." [Silence. ] "...I just lost. I just lost...! View quote
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So far, the game has done a really good job of not throwing a lot of jumpscares at me, and that worries me even more. [goes to open door] If you blow your load too quickly with jumpscares-" [TB opens door. Cue jumpscare. ] "AHHHHH! Jesus Christ. F**k! I hate you so much right now! God-dammit! Anyway! View quote
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...Yeah, and that was just the damn start of it, because Ubisoft simply cannot shut UP! View quote
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Photo: FlamingCow TV, CC BY 3.0
Born: July 8, 1984
Died: May 24, 2018
Quotes count: 54
Wikipedia: TotalBiscuit