Richard Summerbell quotes

All that is required of us, in our "new sexual ethic," is that we have sex in a way that favours us more than it favours our diseases. (Richard Summerbell)

Immoral (definition): Obsolete expression meaning "politically incorrect."

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Relationship (definition): Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes.

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Erotica: the depiction of naked men. Depictions of naked women are far less innocent and are known as "pornography."

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The faith that education would destroy intolerance is false. It may be partly true, but people find that intolerance is fun.

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Deviant (definition): A person who wanders from the One True Path and is caught urinating somewhere in the midst of the unthinkable. A person taking any exit ramp off the freeway of self-righteousness.

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Closet (definition): Basement suite of a heterosexual outhouse.

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Right wing (definition): As with the left wing, half the propulsive force of a flightless bird.

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You are a mystery in an enigma in a big ball of fur, An irresistible magnet to every child and flea and burr. Your nose is high-resolution while I live in a near-scentless fog You run at high speed, while I just have to slog (but it's a good ol' slog) So I just want to thank you for being my dog....

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Unnatural act (definition): Any everyday act not equally typical of cattle, sheep, and horses. Singing, smoking, and various heterosexual and homosexual acts are included.

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Butch (definition): Macho with a purse. (Richard Summerbell)