Jonathan Stroud quotes

Jonathan Stroud is a British writer, best known for his fantasy novels for young adults, including the Bartimaeus Sequence. His imaginative storytelling and memorable characters have earned him worldwide recognition. He continues to captivate readers with his inventive plots and engaging prose. Here are 85 of his quotes:

So I departed, leaving behind a pungent smell of brimstone. Just something to remember me by. (Jonathan Stroud)
Ah, you coward! Look at you, running." "Actually, it's called improvising. View quote
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Pardon me, Highness, a women waits whithout." "Whithout what? View quote
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It's the same with spirit guises; show me a sweet little choirboy or a smiling mother and I'll show you the hideous fanged strigoi it really is. (Not always. Just sometimes. *Your* mother is absolutely fine, for instance. Probably.) View quote
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Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird... but somehow I like his style." "That is a footstool. View quote
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Hey, we've all got problems, chum. I'm overly talkative. You look like a field of buttercups in a suit. View quote
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Besides, if you're going to die horribly, you might as well do it with style. View quote
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I had a chance at him now. Things were a bit more even. He knew my name, I knew his. He had six years' experience, I had five thousand and ten. That was the kind of odds that you could do something with. View quote
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Despite his crimped shirts and flowing mane (or perhaps because of them) I had seen no evidence as yet that Nathaniel even knew what a girl was. If he'd ever met one, chances are they'd both have run screaming in opposite directions. View quote
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Zealots: Wild eyed persons afflicted with incurable certainty about the workings of the world, a certainty that can lead to violence when the world doesn't fit. View quote
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I order you, Bartimaeus, to reveal whether you have diligently and wholly carried out your charge-" "Of course I have - what do you think this is, costume jewelry? (Jonathan Stroud)
The darkness cloaking my mind lifted. Instantly, I was as alert as ever, crystal-sharp in all my perceptions, a coiled spring ready to explode into action. It was time to escape! Except it wasn't. View quote
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Wednesday Yep, same again. Saw a few nice whirling colours and things. That's it. Easy, this journal lark, isn't it? View quote
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The boy did the preliminaries, sealing the circles, erecting the bonds. Now we were all subject to the rules of the summoning. But then he stopped. He did not progress. The woman looked at him furiously. "I've forgotten it," he said. View quote
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H-he is a messenger for you. H-h-he brings a message." "You stagger me, Simpkin! A messenger with a message! Extraordinary. View quote
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In the middle of the lawn was a lake adorned with an ornamental fountain, depicting an amorous Greek god trying to kiss a dolphin.† † Inadvisable. View quote
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No attack yet by Archmage. Wish he'd hurry up. View quote
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And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened. View quote
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Can you define "plan" as "a loose sequence of manifestly inadequate observations and conjectures, held together by panic, indecision, and ignorance"? If so, it was a very good plan. View quote
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One magician demanded I show him an image of the love of his life. I rustled up a mirror. View quote
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Ambition is all very well, my lad, but you must cloak it. (Jonathan Stroud)
As a child I was really into fantasy books with elves and goblins and swords, and I went through a phase for a few years when I was reading endless series. But in the end I became totally fed-up with all these sub-Tolkien rip-offs because they all end up doing the same old things and there's no rigour to it. View quote
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He was a worried man (I'm stretching the term a bit here, I know. By now, in his mid to late teens, he might just about have passed for a man. When seen from behind. At a distance. On a very dark night). View quote
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Watch where you leave your victims! I stubbed my toe on that. View quote
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I read a bit of the Icelandic sagas. They're fascinating in that they are completely ordinary. The farmer will go off into the hills and fight a troll, and then go back and do ordinary things. It's an odd mix of fantasy and reality. View quote
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Jonathan Stroud

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Photo: Sofie Sigrinn, CC BY-SA 4.0
Occupation: British Writer
Born: October 27, 1970
Quotes count: 85
Wikipedia: Jonathan Stroud

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