Vivian Stanshall quotes

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else? (Vivian Stanshall)
If I had all the money I've spent on drink - I'd spend it on drink. View quote
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Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go! View quote
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I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW! View quote
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If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life. View quote
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I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it. View quote
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Five years ago I was a four-stone apology - today I am two separate gorillas. View quote
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Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ... View quote
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Fear is the root of all courage. View quote
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A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp. View quote
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Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again. (Vivian Stanshall)
I studied the swell of her enormous breasts and I said: "Baby you're so far ahead it's beautiful" View quote
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Viv Stanshall? I didn't know that. View quote
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Seems a novel enough way to commit suicide. Pass me m' pistol. See if I can't bring the blighter down in the lake. View quote
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If you're going to say anything filthy, please speak clearly. View quote
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Willy consulted a book called I-ching. Florrie suggested calamine lotion to stop it.... Henry suggested it sounded like something a gentleman would do behind a handkerchief. View quote
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Vivian Stanshall, about three o'clock in the morning, Oxfordshire, 1973, goodnight... View quote
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You got a light, mac? No...but I've got a dark brown overcoat. View quote
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Florrie nodded and indicated the sink:"P'rhaps you'd care to wash your hands?" "arrh no thank you M'am; I already done that against a tree before I came in here" said the Wrinkled Retainer. View quote
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The gutters leaked like secrets, and the rain rained rain like rain... View quote
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Gentlemen, I am a bulldog, and you will find my bark is worse! (Vivian Stanshall)
Wrestled Anaconda and she's a big girl. View quote
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Normally I pack a rod; in pyjamas I carry nothing but scars from Normandy Beach. View quote
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why do male nudists wear towels to play tennis? View quote
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That was inedible muck, and there wasn't enough of it. View quote
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Vivian Stanshall

Vivian Stanshall - Image
Occupation: English Musician
Born: March 21, 1943
Died: March 5, 1995
Quotes count: 40
Wikipedia: Vivian Stanshall

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