Keith Olbermann quotes

The corporation is one of the great unheralded human inventions of destruction. It is a way to absolve from any personal liability a bunch of people. They form together in a massive ID and they do whatever they want. (Keith Olbermann)
You know the Art Rule: Do something that entertains/interests YOU, if you're lucky it'll do the same for others. View quote
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The format of the nightly newscasts is still very much 1981 - "Tremble, onlookers! I am the anchorman and now here is a miracle: a report by satellite from many thousands of miles away. I will return to introduce another one in due course." View quote
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Without humor, a sports fan is a religious fanatic. Without humor, a newscast is a terrible, depressing, unpalatable thing. View quote
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Without [hatred] Michelle Malkin would just be a big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick on it. View quote
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Courage is a mutual thing. View quote
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An uprising of the reasonable is our only chance. View quote
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I just think if you're 44 years old and you're not smarter than you were when you were 35 years old or 25 years old, just stay in your room. View quote
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Once the Republicans get rolling, they assume they're going to win everything. They are zealots, and zealots assume the last five percent of whatever their plan is will be taken care of by their own greatness or momentum or divinity. View quote
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I'm difficult for management. That's why I have the reputation because nobody challenges management. View quote
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Reagan's dead, and he was a lousy President. (Keith Olbermann)
I'm not an anarchist. I believe in government. View quote
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It's such a simple thing, really. It's an awareness that the other people in the world are other people, and that you are one of them. That every time you have a chance to help somebody out, to do what's right instead of what you think you're supposed to do, you should do it. View quote
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If you make a decision in your life, even one as eminently logical and self-improving as "Why'd you start washing your hair every day?" and you start getting questioned hourly about it, you're going to start second-guessing yourself. View quote
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The world bursts at the seams with people ready to tell you you're not good enough. On occasion, some may be correct. But do not do their work for them. Seek any job; ask anyone out; pursue any goal. Don't take it personally when they say 'no' - they may not be smart enough to say "yes." View quote
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I do know without fear of contradiction what the definition of life is and it is 12 words long. 'Life is defined by how much you improve the lives of others.' View quote
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He pulled a groin. His own we hope! View quote
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The half-term Governor of Alaska. View quote
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There has been a [name of player] sighting. View quote
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I'm not trying to win a popularity contest. If you're in a public media setting and you're not expressing something of yourself, turn it over to someone who will. Just get out. Just go away and put somebody on who has a point of view, because the most dangerous thing about TV is its equalizing factor, its lowest common denominator factor. And that's what I fight against all the time. View quote
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The Manatee (coined by John Cleese) (Keith Olbermann)
He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse. View quote
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Comedian Rush Limbaugh. View quote
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Miss Bendy Straws. View quote
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