Robert Newman quotes

Never forget, she told the big brown eyes now fixed on her, it's not you but everything else around you that's wrong. If you feel all wrong you have every right to do so. It's not you it's all the rest of it. And if you feel things are weird it's because they are. After all, why else would you feel all wrong my son? No other reason in the world. (Robert Newman)
I stared down at the cemetery and the sight felt rich, rewarding, physically so, in the actual eyes. The very eyeball itself felt good. I became the most recent person on earth to see that everyone in every single or double plot had known life in all its extremes. They had all known extreme pain and stress; all been overjoyed. All had been enchanted; and they'd all known extreme grief so bad they thought it must be meant for another species. View quote
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That's you, that is. View quote
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[At an anti-vivisection demonstration]. View quote
Robert Newman

Robert Newman

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Photo: Loz Pycock from London, UK, CC BY-SA 2.0
Occupation: British Comedian
Born: July 7, 1964
Quotes count: 4
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