Addison Mizner quotes

Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate. (Addison Mizner)
Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit. View quote
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Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. View quote
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God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends. View quote
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Poets are born, not paid. View quote
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He has no manners-he just has customs. View quote
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People who love in glass houses should pull down the blinds. View quote
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Be held truthful that your lies may count. View quote
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Two ideas in his head at once would constitute an unlawful assembly. View quote
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Many are called, but few get up. View quote
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A cow couldn't find its calf in this room. (Addison Mizner)
...talking as though the Standard Oil Company was the smallest thing he owned. View quote
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The wages of gin is breath. View quote
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The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong. View quote
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...Louis Fourteenth Street furniture... View quote
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...teeth set out by a landscape gardener... View quote
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The son-of-a-bitch would shoot me just to make book on which way I'd fall! View quote
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