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When I give speeches at college, I don't tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take the path less traveled. (Tucker Max)
Think about it: If you don't have any actual, tangible skills, then how can you do anything? You may be laughing and nodding, but do you realize how few people, when asked the basic question, 'What can you do?' stumble on the answer and have nothing to say? Most people. View quote
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There is no number or level of success that would make me think, 'Wow, I didn't think that was possible.' View quote
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Social media for the majority of companies is not about helping customers or improving products. View quote
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There is always more demand for great content then there will be great content to satisfy it. View quote
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You know, even big-time academics kind of have groupies. Anyone with any sort of fame. So, like, in your micro-world, or in your niche, you're kind of like a celebrity. View quote
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If you like to argue just for the sake of being contentious, you shouldn't pick a job based on this unresolved emotional issue of yours, you should get counseling for it. View quote
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Every girl asked me, "What makes you god's gift to women?" Some answers: 13 inches. Who ever thought it could be too big? I have 20 million dollars and terminal cancer. I like to listen. I'm a convicted sex offender. Have you seen this face? Look at how hot I am! I like to cut up hookers. Bend over and I'll show you. View quote
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The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life. View quote
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys. View quote
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I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying. (Tucker Max)
Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful. View quote
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The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them. View quote
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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple. View quote
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They're not. I'm going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics. View quote
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities. View quote
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Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb. View quote
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear. View quote
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If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think. View quote
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven. View quote
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it. (Tucker Max)
No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second. View quote
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The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of the conventional wisdom is not only wrong, it's a lie told to us by people who want to control us. It doesn't help us, it helps them. Pretty much everything we're told as children (and adults, really) by the established power structures in our lives are made up fairytales us to reinforce that control: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy, fat-free frozen dinners, religion, and metering lights on the highway--the list goes on. View quote
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The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew. View quote
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen. View quote
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