Chuck Lorre quotes

Chuck Lorre is an American director, writer, and producer, best known for creating hit television sitcoms. His work includes popular series like "The Big Bang Theory," "Two and a Half Men," and "Mom." He has been a major influence on modern American television comedy. Here are 5 of his quotes:

In no particular order, I could not or would not exist without air, food, water, gravity, tides, the moon, the sun, night, civilization, the laws of physics, the laws of thermodynamics, the law of the land, ancestors having sex, DNA, viruses, bacteria, plants, animals, oceans, ice caps, the kindness of strangers, the Big Bang, familial bonds, smart people, brave people, memory, medicine, the periodic table of elements, tribal instincts, magnetic fields, weather, Earth's molten core, a rotating Earth, a tilted Earth, tectonic plates, sleep, death, heat, consciousness, evolution, teachers and the miraculous, self-regulating chemical factory that is my body. Other than that, I like to think of myself as a self-made man. (Chuck Lorre)
For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror. View quote
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I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did. View quote
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I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis. View quote
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I work from a deep sense of insecurity. I have the belief, and I can't shake it, that there are endless reasons to turn the channel. There are hundreds of channels and entirely other things to do besides TV. And if you make a bad television show there's no reason for the audience to come back the following week. View quote
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