Alice Roosevelt Longworth quotes

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. (Alice Roosevelt Longworth)
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development. View quote
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. View quote
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me. View quote
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. View quote
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist ... Well, a show-off anyway. View quote
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. View quote
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
My specialty is detached malevolence. View quote
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
You can't make a souffle rise twice. View quote
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development. View quote
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The little man on the wedding cake. (Alice Roosevelt Longworth)