Alice Roosevelt Longworth quotes

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. (Alice Roosevelt Longworth)

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist ... Well, a show-off anyway.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The little man on the wedding cake. (Alice Roosevelt Longworth)

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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Occupation: American Writer
Born: February 12, 1884
Died: February 20, 1980
Quotes count: 11
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