Scott Kurtz quotes

Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs. (Scott Kurtz)
Cole, would it be okay if I crapped myself right now? View quote
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My brain is hung like a horse! View quote
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Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot. View quote
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Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores. View quote
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Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear. View quote
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I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee. View quote
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It's like watching lemmings run off the cliff. View quote
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You're a corporate whore. Merry Christmas. View quote
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