Con Houlihan quotes

A man who will misuse an apostrophe is capable of anything. (Con Houlihan)
Paddy dashed back towards his goal like a woman who smells a cake burning. The ball won the race and it curled inside the near post as Paddy crashed into the outside of the net and lay against it like a fireman who had returned to find his station ablaze. View quote
Con Houlihan