Harry Hill quotes

I've got a sister in Australia, so when I phone her up there is a slight delay on the line after I've spoken because she's a bit thick. (Harry Hill)
I remember the shouts of "SCAB!" as my father went to work during the great dermatologists strike. View quote
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Nan, she died again, tragically. We decided to get her embalmed, we threw a bit of money at it. And the embalmer asked us if we had any photos of Nan that he could work from. But unfortunately, the only photo we had was of Nan on the log-flume at Alton Towers. View quote
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The left side of the brain is responsible for speech, but then it would say that. View quote
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Anyone got a van?[Silence]That's right, you never see them any more, do you, vans. Trying to spoil my DVD? View quote
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You're probably like me, when your doorbell rings, your dog goes racing up to the door...but it's never for him, is it? "Who did you think it was going to be, one of your little friends?" View quote
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He went down to Portsmouth once, to visit the Mary Rose, and was surprised to learn that it had sunk. Thats how old he is! View quote
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Why is it only Tudor buildings we mock? View quote
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He went on Friends Reunited and Moses got back in touch with him. That's how old he is! View quote
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You know, he cries every time he sees a fossil, because he remembers it when it was running around. That's how old he is! View quote
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He remembers when lizards were fish. That's how old he is! (Harry Hill)
I understand that there's a large party of Scottish people here tonight...[Silence]I'll kill that researcher! View quote
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You know, he burned his first ever pair of shoes, because when he was a kid, the Earth was still hot. That's how old he is! View quote
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Harry Hill

Harry Hill - Image
Photo: phil chappell, CC BY-SA 2.0
Occupation: English Comedian
Born: October 1, 1964
Quotes count: 13
Wikipedia: Harry Hill

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