John Hennigan quotes

John Hennigan is an American professional wrestler and former professional football player and poker player. Known for his athleticism and charismatic persona, he has competed in major wrestling promotions such as WWE and Impact Wrestling. He continues to entertain fans worldwide with his high-flying wrestling style and diverse talents. Here are 23 of his quotes:

Well think about it, Punk. Think about it before you sign that. Last week, you couldn't even last fifteen minutes in the ring with the new face of extreme, the Tuesday night delight, John Morrison. (John Hennigan)
You're dying to spend a night with me in the Palace of Wisdom. (to Kelly Kelly) View quote
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We date real women in the Palace of Wisdom. View quote
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We don't play with action figures at the Palace Of Wisdom. View quote
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We can't smell what The Rock is cookin' at the Palace of Wisdom. View quote
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the reason you're all here tonight, the new face of extreme, the man who defeated CM Punk in the middle of the ring at the Great American Bash, the greatest ECW champion of all time... John Morrison. View quote
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If Santa came to the Palace of Wisdom, we'd beat him up with candy canes. View quote
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You know what, Punk? You been knockin' at my door at the palace of wisdom ever since I became the ECW champion. But sittin' right there with your lame tattoos and that little chair is as close as you're ever gonna get to earthly paradise. View quote
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We hang out with Mr. Fuji at the Palace of Wisdom. View quote
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Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. the truth is WWE Universe loves John Morrison. View quote
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William Blake once said the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. And that's where I dwell. John Morrison is enlightened. (John Hennigan)
CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going to reach the intellectual heights and experience the life that John Morrison experiences and, therefore, he will never know what to do in the ring against John Morrison. View quote
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CM Punk, I suggest cashing in your tickets at Chuck E. Cheese for a replica ECW Championship because that's the closest you're ever going to get to the gates of paradise. View quote
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The problem with Punk and the straightedge lifestyle is that he doesn't experience the things that John Morrison experiences. View quote
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I am the guru of greatness, the shaman of sexy, the ECW champion John Morrison. I am beyond good and evil, a portal to the infinite. Punk, you are temporary, fleeting, a footnote to an average reality. You want me to embarrass you at SummerSlam? Is that it? Then go ahead, sign it, but the fact is you can't handle the pressure, Punk. You couldn't handle being the ECW champion. View quote
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Some are born to sweet delight and others born to endless night. View quote
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We don't need sexual performance enhancers at the Palace of Wisdom... but we use them anyway. View quote
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At the Palace of Wisdom they don't send a boy to do a man's job, they send The Shaman; the Shaman of Sexy. (in reference to Shawn Michaels and his theme song referring to himself as a Sexy Boy) View quote
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Look, Maria. I know what you're thinking. I don't bring girls that look like you home to the Palace of Wisdom. But that doesn't mean you can't dream about it. View quote
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John Morrison: Shawn Michaels, Triple H, In life there are winners and there are Losers, and this monday night at Raw we are gonna have two words for you.... (with The Miz) Be Jealous! View quote
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We don't let virgins hang out at the Palace of Wisdom. (John Hennigan)
Roll ups don't exist at the Palace of Wisdom. View quote
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We do have jackets like that at the Palace of Wisdom. (in reference to Michael "P.S." Hayes) View quote
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