Darrell Hammond quotes

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent. (Darrell Hammond)
I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder. View quote
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I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards. View quote
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If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk. View quote
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I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms. View quote
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I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home. View quote
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I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me. View quote
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The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit. View quote
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Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. View quote
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Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night. View quote
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I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown. (Darrell Hammond)
I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements. View quote
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College kids, don't be taking examples from me. View quote
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I belong to the Democratic Party. View quote
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Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W. View quote
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I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was. View quote
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It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you. View quote
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If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it. View quote
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I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people. View quote
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I don't know if I want to be a big star though. View quote
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When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there. (Darrell Hammond)
I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible. View quote
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I am more creative when I don't have sex. View quote
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Darrell Hammond

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Photo: Zach Klein, CC BY 2.0
Occupation: American Actor
Born: October 8, 1955
Quotes count: 23
Wikipedia: Darrell Hammond

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