Megatokyo quotes

Dealing with the constant conflict between the time Megatokyo needs, the time my day job as an architect requires, and the small in-between moments that are left for Seraphim and myself... I won't lie, it's been a hard balancing act. But it's always been worth it, because i feel that Megatokyo is something to be proud of (even with all it's problems). Unfortunately, something happened Monday that changed this balance drastically...
Monday afternoon I was laid off. (Megatokyo)

Life is about contrast. You can usualy find humor in almost everything you do. Sometimes, things just aren't funny.

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I'm not negative, I just have a fail-friendly way of looking at the world.

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All men are fanboys. You need to stop being so prissy and learn how to benefit from it.

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Flight attendant: "Sir, please, it's against airline policy to use the headphone cord to strangle a fellow passenger." - "Just gimme five more minutes..."

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Ph34r my l33t n3kkid skillz!!!

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Video games are a conduit for the soul. They expand our lives, channel our imagination, test our skillz. Games exist as a channel for the boundless energy of people all over the world. It is a medium you are incapable of understanding.

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Ph33r this one, Piro. Ph34r with gr34t ph33r.

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Your game and your rules. But it doesn't mean I have to play.

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Kimiko: "I've been a klutz all evening. I don't know what's wrong with me." Megumi: "That's easy. You're a little 'unbalanced'." "Aaaaagh!!!! Oh my god how embarrassing! That does it! I'm not wearing these things anymore." "Oh... you poor girl. You really do need them, don't you?" "Don't be such a meanie..."

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Pirogoeth: "Please don't wave dead things in my face, or I'll hurt you." (Megatokyo)

I don't get it. What is it about a school uniform that turns fanboys like you into drooling morons?

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Your actions constitute severe violations of many local ordinances and national laws... Not to mention several international treaties and the Android Rights Act of 1978. Ever consider a career in cataclysm management? Lemme buy you a beer.

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Never let anything become a zombie that's difficult to kill.

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Largo: "Don't you ever think that there might be more to life than just games?" "You mean like finding a girlfriend, getting out of debt, moving ahead in our careers, stuff like that?" "Yea." "There was a sim game about that, wasn't there?" "Yea, it sucked." "'Nuff said."

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Largo: "Chill, dude. I'm sure we'll get deported eventually. Remember that roadtrip we took to Canada?" "Actually, I was kind of hoping to avoid that experience again..." "Hey come on... we got handcuffed by real Mounties! That was cool."

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Largo: "An undead horde surrounded our location early this morning, seeking to worship some demonic idol which they assumed was your roommate. I must know... has your roommate ever been the sacrifice in a demonic ritual? Has her blood ever been spilled in the raising of the undead??

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Erika: "Did you sleep with the producer?" "No. I did not." "Do you need me to?" "No." "Well, that's a shame."

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Mr Grier: "OK! Let's get started with today's English lesson, eh? Today we are going to learn some 'Canadian' English. Let's start with some Canadian expressions popular right now, eh? Repeat after me: 'Neverwinter Nights will be released when it is complete.' 'Neverwinter Nights will be released this winter.' 'In Canada it's always winter.' 'Neverwinter Nights will be released soon, we promise!'"

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