Brandon DiCamillo quotes

The most important element of breaking into a house is a flashlight, a flashlight will keep ya' on target. You don't wanna be stummblin' around, and it will make it a lot crista-crystal-cleaner and crystal like surranwrap you... I'll never tell you a lie 'cause we're gonna get you through this successfully and you wanna have all the stuff were givin' ya now. (Brandon DiCamillo)

[Brandon farts in Bam's face, and Bam runs away.] What? do you run for fun?

Brandon DiCamillo

Sir Henry you haven't been asked a question for a while. And I'm not going to ask you one.

Brandon DiCamillo

Ralph could you please sit down and behave yourself or we are going to have to throw you out. As a matter of fact Ralph can you leave right now?....Ok sit down.

Brandon DiCamillo

Well I couldn't just fly there, Ape...

Brandon DiCamillo

Oh it's Parked Teriffically, for PT.

Brandon DiCamillo

Lynyrd Skynyrd ain't the only one with a sweet home... Alabama.

Brandon DiCamillo

I will better the film, [Honking car horn] For the good, [Honking car horn] Of the film.

Brandon DiCamillo

(Brandon) "I would do anything for corn." (April Margera) "Well I think corn just did something for you."

Brandon DiCamillo

have you ever seen a brazillian zorse?

Brandon DiCamillo

Lunch special 8.99, kids eat free....... shit. (Brandon DiCamillo)

Well that wraps up another episode, let me tell ya, balls are good and eels are delicious and I'm sitting here with two hot ass bitches, I'll see ya next week if my name is Norm.

Brandon DiCamillo

Brandon DiCamillo

Occupation: American Actor
Born: November 15, 1976
Quotes count: 12
Wikipedia: Brandon DiCamillo

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