Darby Conley quotes

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle. (Darby Conley)
Bucky Katt: A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block. View quote
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It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day. View quote
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Sometimes it's good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more. View quote
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it is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time... dogs, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball. View quote
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You can wordify anything, if you just verb it. View quote
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Ooh, get 'im off me, Satchel! View quote
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He's an FBI Bomb Dog!!! Do you know how cool that is?! That's the people equivalent of like if Paul Newman was a fire fighting, baby kissing rock square! View quote
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I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes) View quote
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I think... therefore I am annoyed. View quote
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I tell ya, man, your cat is officially out of control. He really gives new meaning to the term tempest in a teapot. (Darby Conley)
OK, monkey, it's just you and me... I'll give you time to pray to your big, filthy monkey god before I food you. View quote
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Holy cow! You were totally right-- whipped cream ROCKS! View quote
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This IS the line for the hydrant, right? View quote
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Ahhhh... Satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day... View quote
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Robert, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice. View quote
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Thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. You are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you. View quote
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Friends... Romans... Countrymen... leave me alone. (Famous cat quotes) View quote
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Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (Famous cat quotes) View quote
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Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food-to-consumer" relationship. This fish is now my friend. View quote
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I call this "Ode to a Pigeon": Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?! (Darby Conley)
Now you listen to me, you little party favor, I'm sick of your rotten attitude! I let you call me names and push me around because I consider you my friend, but I'm sure that if I wanted to, I could throw you around like a chew toy!!! View quote
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Oh, Bucky... You're so tiny, yet you're such a massive nutjob... View quote
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Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me? (Example 1 of why Bucky isn't allowed out in public) View quote
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Ohhh, your real name is "Brad"?! I only knew you by what Rob calls you around the house: "big dumb *#%$". (Example 2 of why Satchel isn't allowed outside) View quote
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Darby Conley

Occupation: American Cartoonist
Born: June 15, 1970
Quotes count: 25
Wikipedia: Darby Conley

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