Russell Brand quotes - page 3
That is why I do not vote; that is why I will never vote. Let's instead participate in a system that is truly representative. In the next chapter we are going to look at some stuff that, if we don't really concentrate and determinedly remain upbeat, could get all boring, and we hate that. The fact is, though, if we're to shut up Paxman and the naysayers (good name for a band), we have to show our working out. Like in a boring maths GCSE, which I knew was pointless even as I was failing it.
Russell Brand
I really hate it when I think I'm on the precipice of saying something deep and empowering when it's actually more or less a quote from Rocky IV ("If I can change and you can change, everybody can change”) or a lyric from an M People song ("search for the hero inside yourself”) but I've really got very little to add to these scattered and perennial pop cultural artifacts.
Russell Brand
The idea that voting is pointless, democracy a façade, and that no one is representing ordinary people is more resonant than ever as I leave my ordinary town behind. Amidst the guilt and anger I feel in the back of the Führer-mobile, there is hope. Whilst it's clear that on an individual, communal, and global level that radical change is necessary, I feel a powerful, transcendent optimism. I know change is possible, I know there is an alternative, because I live a completely different life to the one I was born with. I also know that the solution is not fame or money or any transient adornment of the individual. The only Revolution that can really change the world is the one in your own consciousness, and mine has already begun.
Russell Brand
We're here on this planet for a temporary time, we should be spending our time -- some of our time pursuing leisure and joy, all of our time in a spirit of love; we've ended up somehow in this mad planet where we work all the time, most of us doing jobs that we absolutely deplore, getting up to trudge through some meaningless ritual that doesn't relate to the survival of the planet, that doesn't benefit our community.
Russell Brand
So, many corporations will be "killed,” according to Adbusters' excellent suggestion. Perhaps we should use the word "cull,” like people do when they want to kill something cute. "Are you killing that badger?” "No, sir, culling it.” "When you've finished ‘culling' it, will it be dead?” "A bit, yes.” "So explain the difference between killing and culling?” "Well, it's a ‘u'-and a sort of tuneful sense that the creature is being gently lulled to death rather than killed with a hammer.” "And what's the hammer you're holding for?” "Culling.” So maybe we should cull some corporations. Once we've culled them, their resources and materials can be returned to communities to run themselves. Outlined here is a suggestion for how a corporation could be structured more fairly.
Russell Brand
It's early in the process for me, but my infatuation with fame is waning, my need for external approval and the control of other people's opinions is expiring. Practically I've decided that profits from this book will go towards creating a place where recovering addicts like me can run a business based on the ideas in this book. A café and production company run to create community, not money, democratically managed by the workforce. No bosses. No profit. No bullshit. Selling food sourced ethically, grown locally, and served by people who have had a Revolution in their own lives and are now able to learn and give back. Supporting modest creative projects, building a community of people who want to be part of something other than the toxic hegemony. We will start small but we will grow quickly because we have a limitless resource and we are providing an alternative to a dying system. There are no limits to what we can achieve if we behave collectively, responsibly, and humanely.
Russell Brand
I emerged from the womb, right, I was wearing a top hat and I had a cane and said: 'Mother, that was an awkward and embarrassing birth. You should be ashamed of yourself dear. Now pull your nightie down; that doctor looks salacious.' Then I trotted off outside, met up with Kenneth Williams and we both had tea, and we looked down at our dinkles with disgust.
Russell Brand
Science requires faith, the way religion does. Science requires acceptance of metaphor, just the way religion does. "Does science cause wars, the way religion does?” you might ask. I would say those conflicts are actually about territory, either ideological or physical, and that those ideas are materialistic in the same way science is-and the weapons with which those wars are fought, who creates those?
Russell Brand
We receive data through five portals, five windows; the house of human consciousness has but five windows. Do you imagine that we will ever perceive all through these five windows? Do you imagine that that which is most important can ever be seen? How do you describe the most important things that have ever happened to you? The moment you knew you loved her: Can you reassemble that magnetic pull with the Lego of light and language? The moment you heard he'd died-can you define it, calcify it, crystallize it, make it live again, or is it at best a kind of taxidermy that language can provide? A stuffed dead effigy with cold unseeing eyes. And Jupiter revolves. And the moon watches, the moon you saw as a child, the moon that hung in the sky when Christ was crucified, the crescent moon, like a tear in heaven as the Prophet heard Allah.
Russell Brand