Sandra Bernhard quotes

Sandra Bernhard is an American actress, comedian, singer, and author known for her edgy humor and fearless performances. She rose to fame with her role in the film "The King of Comedy" and her critically acclaimed one-woman shows. She continues to influence the worlds of comedy and entertainment through her dynamic presence and outspoken style. Here are 35 of her quotes:

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

Sandra Bernhard

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.

Sandra Bernhard

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

Sandra Bernhard

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

Sandra Bernhard

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.

Sandra Bernhard

My father was a proctologist; my mother was an abstract artist. That's how I view the world.

Sandra Bernhard

I like the energy of live performance.

Sandra Bernhard

I don't believe in karma.

Sandra Bernhard

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

Sandra Bernhard

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

Sandra Bernhard

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.

Sandra Bernhard

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

Sandra Bernhard

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.

Sandra Bernhard

Gayness is a non-issue.

Sandra Bernhard

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.

Sandra Bernhard

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

Sandra Bernhard

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

Sandra Bernhard

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.

Sandra Bernhard

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

Sandra Bernhard

Madonna's got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.

Sandra Bernhard

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

Sandra Bernhard

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

Sandra Bernhard