Patrick Allen quotes

String 'em up and watch the piggies squeal! (Patrick Allen)
Behold the E4 Udderbelly! An Edinburgh Festival venue that's a ruddy inflatable cow! View quote
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In 1885 we invented music television. We just didn't bother telling anybody. View quote
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Big Shiny Films in your Dinky Little Home. View quote
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Do I care? No I flipping well don't! View quote
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Chucking Spunky Tunes In Your Tellybox. View quote
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Paris squashed against Britney in your gaff. View quote
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Only we has got Six Chuffing Feet. View quote
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He's the popular high school jock. She's the geek nobody can be bothered to speak to. You'll never guess what happens next! Well...you probably will. View quote
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I Scream! You Scream! We all ruddy well Scream! View quote
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