Joan Rivers quotes - page 4

I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business. (Joan Rivers)
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too. View quote
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I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage. View quote
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All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black. View quote
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work. View quote
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Joan Rivers

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Photo: John Mathew Smith & www.celebrity-photos.com from Laurel Maryland, USA, CC BY-SA 2.0
Occupation: American Comedian
Born: June 8, 1933
Died: September 4, 2014
Quotes count: 80
Wikipedia: Joan Rivers

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