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Wilson Mizner was an American playwright, entrepreneur, and raconteur noted for his wit and colorful life. Famous for his clever aphorisms, he was also involved in various business schemes and the early days of Hollywood. He is remembered for his sharp humor and influence on American culture. Here are 61 of his quotes:

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant. (Wilson Mizner)
I have known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, but never had a thought. View quote
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Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. View quote
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The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep. View quote
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Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you. View quote
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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. View quote
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The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart. View quote
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Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time. View quote
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The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep. View quote
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The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork. View quote
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There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger. (Wilson Mizner)

Wilson Mizner

Occupation: American Dramatist
Born: May 19, 1876
Died: April 3, 1933
Quotes count: 61
Wikipedia: Wilson Mizner

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