Bette Midler quotes

Bette Midler is an American singer, actress, and comedian celebrated for her powerful voice and dynamic stage presence. Her career spans several decades, with success in music, film, and theater, including multiple Grammy and Tony awards. She continues to captivate audiences worldwide with her talent and charisma. Here are 31 of her quotes:

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Bette Midler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Bette Midler

The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.

Bette Midler

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Bette Midler

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.

Bette Midler

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

Bette Midler

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Bette Midler

The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.

Bette Midler

I never know how much of what I say is true.

Bette Midler

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

Bette Midler

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

Bette Midler

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

Bette Midler

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.

Bette Midler

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

Bette Midler

I'm working my way toward divinity.

Bette Midler

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

Bette Midler

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

Bette Midler

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

Bette Midler

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

Bette Midler

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

Bette Midler

People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.

Bette Midler

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

Bette Midler