Alan Bennett quotes

Alan Bennett is an English playwright, screenwriter, actor, and author, acclaimed for his sharp wit and distinctive voice in contemporary British literature. His works span theater, television, and books, often exploring themes of class, culture, and eccentricity in British society. He continues to influence audiences with his humor, insight, and storytelling. Here are 73 of his quotes:

A book is a device to ignite the imagination.

Alan Bennett

The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.

Alan Bennett

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.

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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.

Alan Bennett

Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house. His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls. Put him in a nice detached villa and he'd never have written a word.

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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success, The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam's scheme of things. "The thing is," I said finally, "he won the Nobel Prize." "Well," she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, "I'm not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat."

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That's a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.

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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.

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I lack what the English call character, by which they mean the power to refrain.

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Why is it always the "intelligent" people who are socialists?

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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.

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Polly: Education with socialists, it's like sex, all right as long as you don't have to pay for it.

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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.

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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.

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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.

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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages - just don't catch him at breakfast. Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.

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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date? Of course they're out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.

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One reads for pleasure... it is not a public duty.

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An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail, listed according to Hard Left, Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.

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You don't put your life into your books, you find it there.

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Writer: I don't know whether you've ever looked into a miner's eyes – for any length of time, that is. Because it is the loveliest blue you've ever seen. I think perhaps that's why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.

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Writer: What, above all, I'm primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality. If I had to sum up my work, that's it, really. I'm taking the pith out of reality.

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