Irvin S. Cobb quotes

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers. (Irvin S. Cobb)
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. View quote
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As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid. View quote
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Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. View quote
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I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. View quote
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A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. View quote
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A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't. View quote
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An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. View quote
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A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. View quote
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You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. View quote
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If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed. (Irvin S. Cobb)

Irvin S. Cobb

Irvin S. Cobb - Image
Occupation: American Journalist
Born: June 23, 1876
Died: March 11, 1944
Quotes count: 11
Wikipedia: Irvin S. Cobb

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