Burrito Quotes

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef. (Mitch Hedberg)
My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with. View quote
Michael Chabon
Energy, he said, handing me my burrito. View quote
Sarah Dessen
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito. View quote
Christopher Moore (author)
And you think you know that they'll always be there. You never had the time. I want you to be fine. ~ "Burrito" View quote
Pete Yorn
Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs. View quote
Rick Riordan
Burrito fight! View quote
Rick Riordan
They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together. View quote
Al Roker
Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito. View quote
Gabrielle Reece
When I'm treating myself, it's a full-on burrito, all loaded up! View quote
Jenna Ushkowitz
This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho! (Lisi Harrison)
Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito. View quote
Sherman Alexie