Donut Quotes

That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood. (Rick Riordan)

Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson.

Rick Riordan

I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?

Oscar Nunez

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?

Jack LaLanne

"If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer. It's just 3 more years that you want a donut.

Lewis Black

The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.

Oscar Wilde

Tré Cool plays the drums in Green Day, and he snorts [he sniffs] donut sprinkles, and [wipes his nose]... oh, that's a sweet drain.

Tré Cool

I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I'd come home from water polo practice and eat a box of Entenmann's Pop'Ems donut holes in front of the TV while obsessively fawning over 'All My Children' and Erica, her clothes, and her narcissistic attitude.

Andy Cohen

I always thought Woody Harrelson is quite a persuasive guy. He's the kind of guy who can call you up in the middle of the night and tell you, 'Let's all go get a donut!' And you're thinking, 'It's the middle of the night,' but somehow you still get up and go get a donut.

Jesse Eisenberg

She was carrying two coffees and a donut bag, and right then and there, he fell in love." -Animal Magnetism.

Jill Shalvis

Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up. (Jack LaLanne)

I'm an all-things-in-moderation kind of person. I do eat a warm donut occasionally. I especially enjoy a cider donut when I'm apple picking. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

Rachael Ray

Human sexuality is . . . a long way from the depositing of seminal fluid, like squirting jam in a donut.

Brian J. Ford

Audiences love to hear about something very stupid. Y'know? But I impose kind of an-- a very rigorous intellect to it. It's kind of philosophical, that joke about the-- y'know, "If it was really donut holes, the bag would be empty."

Jerry Seinfeld