Checkbook Quotes

We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. (Gloria Steinem)
Give me five minutes with a person's checkbook, and I will tell you where their heart is. View quote
Billy Graham
The Chinese banking system is built on quicksand and that's the one thing a lot of people don't realize. Everybody seems to think it is a free and clear open checkbook. It's not. The banking system in China is extremely fragile. View quote
James Chanos
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. View quote
Groucho Marx
When I hear the word Culture I take out my checkbook. View quote
Barbara Kruger
If you spend five minutes with me or watch me try to balance my checkbook, you can only imagine the disaster I would make of anyone's legal issues. View quote
Greg Giraldo
I really do think that the two-party system is broken. I don't think Democrats are able to balance a checkbook these days. That's it's all about bigger government and higher taxes. And then Republicans with, I think, the social agenda. Look, whatever your social inclinations are just don't force it on me. And I think the Republican Party has gotten really extreme in that category. View quote
Gary Johnson
I want the money, the women, the fortune and fame That means I end up burnin' in Hell, scorchin' in flame That means I'm stealin' your checkbook and forgin' your name This lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain. View quote
Eminem
Rather than saying, 'My checking account is a wreck,' change it to 'I will learn how to track my spending and balance my checkbook.' View quote
Suze Orman
If you are not using your smile, you're like someone with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook. View quote
Les Giblin
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. (Tommy Manville)
My grandmother Izzy taught me to balance her checkbook when I was 6 years old. She would sign the checks after I paid the bills. I had a chuckle with my grandmother recently on how 'unbalanced' her checkbook must have been years ago. View quote
Mary Callahan Erdoes
When I lost my friends, it was because I had used the power of giving on them recklessly. I swept into their lives with my big fat checkbook, and I erased years of obstacles for them overnight - but sometimes, in the process, I also accidentally erased years of dignity. View quote
Elizabeth Gilbert
My lunar sign is in Virgo. Every month when the moon is full, I'm driven to balance my checkbook and straighten up my apartment. I can't help myself. Instead of a werewolf I turn into an accountant. View quote
Tom Robbins
Most black men couldn't balance a checkbook But buy a new car, talking 'bout, 'How my neck look?' Well, it all looks great Four hundred years later, we buyin' our own chains The light is before us brothers, so the devil workin' hard Real family stick together and see through the mirage The smokescreens, perceptions of false reality I've been woken from enlightened man's dream Checkin' Instagram comments to crowdsource my self-esteem Let me not say too much or do too much 'Cause if I'm up way too much, I'm out of touch I'm prayin' a out-of-body experience will happen So the people can see my light, now it's not just rappin' God, I have humbled myself before the court Drop my ego when confidence was my last resort. View quote
Kanye West
Would you get out your checkbook tonight? ... Bring what you would for JESUS tonight. View quote
Jesus Christ