Autograph Quotes - page 2

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet. (Billy Connolly)
Apart from autograph hunters, I get... many letters from Hindus, beseeching me to adopt some form of mysticism, from young Americans, asking me where I think the line should be drawn in petting, and from Poles, urging me to admit that while all other nationalism may be bad that of Poland is wholly noble. I get letters from engineers who cannot understand Einstein, and from parsons who think that I cannot understand Genesis, from husbands whose wives have deserted them – not (they say) that that would matter, but the wives have taken the furniture with them, and what in these circumstances should an enlightened male do? ...I get letters (concerning whose genuineness I am suspicious) trying to get me to advocate abortion, and I get letters from young mothers asking my opinion of bottle-feeding. View quote
Bertrand Russell
Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But wait, there's more! View quote
Thomas Pynchon
Here's your quote: "Thomas Pynchon loved this book, almost as much as he loves cameras!" Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But wait, there's more! View quote
Thomas Pynchon
You may want to do a little autograph trading and I understand it takes five Hoovers to get one Babe Ruth. View quote
Herbert Hoover
You don't need my autograph. If you needed it, I'd give it to you. View quote
Bob Dylan
I went to Starbucks and there was, like, no-one, no-one asked me for my autograph, no-one did anything, so I was like 'woah, this is really cool, this is really strange. View quote
Miley Cyrus
I've actually had people come up to me and ask me to autograph their guns. View quote
Clint Eastwood
I am a very open, social, friendly person, and when it comes to people approaching me and asking for an autograph, I am totally cool with doing any of that. It's a lot of fun. View quote
Corbin Bleu
Give them a bicycle with my autograph and that will be enough. View quote
Zlatan Ibrahimović
My dad sent Frank Sinatra a dollar bill to autograph, and when it came back, signed, he had it framed: it was always up on the wall in whatever flat we were in. (Robbie Williams)
Both Shah Rukh and Aamir have taught me a lot. I used to be their fan. I had seen all their movies. Once I had even taken Aamir's autograph! Then all of a sudden, I was facing the camera with him! The way these two looked after me and saw me through my initial scenes is something I can never forget. View quote
Rani Mukerji
People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph. View quote
Walt Disney
I used to save all my rejection slips because I told myself, one day I'm going to autograph these and auction them. And then I lost the box. View quote
James Lee Burke
Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph! View quote
Maureen Johnson
As for Percy, he held his magic ballpoint pen like he was trying to decide whether to bust out some sword moves or autograph Nike's chariot. View quote
Rick Riordan
I did ask Matt Damon for his autograph - and I got a picture, too! View quote
Vanessa Hudgens
No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them. View quote
Jack L. Chalker
I was born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite. Imagine signing that autograph! You'd get a broken arm. So I changed my name to Michael Caine after Humphrey Bogart's 'The Caine Mutiny,' which was playing in the theater across from the telephone booth where I learned that I'd gotten my first TV job. View quote
Michael Caine
I never refused an autograph, never refused to buy someone a drink. Now I'm learning to say I've got other things on, instead of doing it and wondering why. View quote
Paul Gascoigne
'Twilight' has been a great opportunity, and it's been great fun. Hey, if I'm 50, and someone still wants an autograph for 'Twilight,' OK, cool. (Christian Serratos)
I always wanted to be a working stunt person and that’s all I anticipated doing, never thinking that I would do any kind of acting because i have never been trained in any way and certainly never thinking anyone would ever want me to sign an autograph for them! (laughs) Of course everything changed the first time I played Jason. All of a sudden it was completely different – it was fantastic, don’t get me wrong, I didn’t dislike it but I just never expected it. I think I tend to appreciate my situation and appreciate the fans sometimes more than other people might because I know without the horror fans I wouldn’t be known as I am now. I attribute all that notoriety to the fans and that’s why I try to be as accommodating and friendly to them as I can. View quote
Kane Hodder
I truly respect the people who are working. If they want an autograph from Patti LaBelle, they are going to get it. I have never separated myself from them. I never think you are better than the next one. View quote
Patti LaBelle
Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm. View quote
Al Yankovic
I don't mind autograph hunters when I go down the fish and chip shop. As long as I get my chips. View quote
David Hemmings