Cake Quotes

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. (Faina Ranevskaya)
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. View quote
Ludwig Erhard
For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. View quote
Alfred Hitchcock
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. View quote
James Thurber
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. View quote
George Harrison
Where there's cake, there's hope. And there's always cake. View quote
Dean Koontz
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. View quote
Benjamin Franklin
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. View quote
Bill Maher
Photographing a cake can be art. View quote
Irving Penn
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. View quote
Jim Davis
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. (Margot Asquith)
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. View quote
Mary McCarthy
The Pumpkins love rock-and-roll, we absolutely love it, but we also think it's a flatulent, ego-serving kiddie playground. You can have your cake and eat it too. View quote
Billy Corgan
Wolde ye bothe eate your cake, and haue your cake? View quote
John Heywood
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. View quote
Daniel Steele
Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it's the very last piece, but you let him have it. View quote
E. Lockhart
Art without emotion its like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag. View quote
Laurie Halse Anderson
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. View quote
Catherine Bell
I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything. View quote
Gloria Stuart
I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? View quote
Jessica Savitch
Well, we like to let down our hair and pep it up at the dances, but we keep it slower when we broadcast. We have to please everybody, and that softer music appeals to the larger amount of people. It's like eating too much cake. You have to have your steak too. (Vaughn Monroe)
You can walk away from your mistakes You can turn your back on what you do Just a little smile is all it takes And you can have your cake and eat it too. Loneliness will get to you somehow But ev'rybody loves you now. View quote
Billy Joel
A party without cake is just a meeting. View quote
Julia Child
I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. View quote
Rachael Ray
I know that when a supersexy older girl with hips and breasts and nice hair wants to take off your glasses and to paint you a smoky eye she's merely trying to enroll you in a beauty contest she's already won. It's a kind of slummy, condescending gesture, like when rich people ask poor people where they summer. To me, this smacks of a blatant, insensitive "let them eat cake" type of chauvinism. View quote
Chuck Palahniuk
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