Chicken Quotes

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it... it says "Chicken... by the Sea." (Jessica Simpson)
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken! View quote
Chuck Palahniuk
Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat. View quote
Neal Barnard
I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog-or a chicken or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone else to hurt them for me. That's why I'm a vegetarian. View quote
Peter Dinklage
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! View quote
Anne Tyler
She 's no chicken she 's on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day. View quote
Jonathan Swift
When I warned the French that Britain would fight on alone whatever they did, their generals told their prime minister and his divided cabinet, 'In three weeks England will have her neck wrung like a chicken.' Some chicken some neck. View quote
Winston Churchill
Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken. View quote
Isabel Allende
Nevertheless, I still wonder. Each of us, with money, gets further and further away from those moments where the hand pulls the beet root from the soil, shakes the fish from the net into the basket-not to mention the way it separates us from one another, so that when enough money comes between people, they lie apart like parts of a chicken hacked up for stewing. View quote
Samuel R. Delany
Not everything made you stronger. It was possible to survive, yet still be crippled for your trouble. Sometimes it was okay to run away, to skip the test, to chicken out. Or at least to get some help. View quote
Scott Westerfeld
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: "We don't serve colored people here.” I said: "That's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.”. (Dick Gregory)
The chief requisite for the making of a good chicken pie is chicken; no amount of culinary legerdemain can make up for the lack of chicken. In the same way, the chief requisite for the history of science is intimate scientific knowledge; no amount of philosophic legerdemain can make up for its absence. View quote
George Sarton
Welcome baby, It's your turn to live, They lie in wait for you, chicken pox, whooping cough, smallpox, Malaria, TB, heart disease, cancer, and so on. Unemployment, hunger, and so on. Train wrecks, bus accidents, plane crashes, work accidents, Earthquakes, floods, droughts, and so on. Heartbreak, alcoholism, and so on. Nightsticks, prison doors, and so on. They lie in wait for you, the atom bomb, and so on. Welcome baby, It's your turn to live. They lie in wait for you, socialism, communism, and so on. View quote
Nâzım Hikmet
I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water; fruit mold, rice, turnips; camphorated sausage, dough, cheese (white), cotton salad, and certain fish (skinless)." View quote
Erik Satie
To the goggling unbeliever Texans say, as people always say about their mangier dishes, 'But it's just like chicken, only tenderer.' Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken - only tougher. View quote
Alistair Cooke
You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead. View quote
Michael Palin
The sun's not yellow, it's chicken. View quote
Bob Dylan
The most malicious god is the god of the counted chicken. View quote
David Mitchell (author)
The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed. View quote
Martina Navratilova
And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God. View quote
Sherman Alexie
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. (Todd Barry)
We shall escape the absurdity of growing a whole chicken in order to eat the breast or wing, by growing these parts separately under a suitable medium. View quote
Winston Churchill
There is plenty of Hühnerfleisch in the Kühlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge.) View quote
Kurt Cobain
They weren't happy, and neither of them had touched the chicken or the ale---and yet they weren't unhappy either. There was an unmistakable air of natural intimacy about the picture and anybody would have said that they were conspiring together. View quote
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The human head is of the same approximate size and weight as a roaster chicken. I have never before had occasion to make the comparison, for never before today have I seen a head in a roasting pan. View quote
Mary Roach