Fat Quotes - page 4

Europeans think Americans are fat, vulgar, greedy, stupid, ambitious and ignorant and so on. And they've taken as their own, as their representative American, someone (Michael Moore) who actually embodies all of those qualities. (Christopher Hitchens)
There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast. View quote
Charles Baudelaire
Programs today get very fat; the enhancements tend to slow the program down because people put in special checks. When they want to add some feature, they'll just stick in these checks without thinking about how they might slow the thing down. View quote
Bill Gates
Long words, fat talk - they may tell us something about ourselves. Has the passion for fat in the language increased as self-confidence has waned? View quote
Russell Baker
You are a very interesting case, General. Do you know what fat file of evidence we have against you here? View quote
Heinrich Müller
Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter. View quote
Mignon McLaughlin
Fat, fair, and forty. View quote
Walter Scott
Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them. View quote
James D. Watson
Every one knows that there are no real forests in England. The deer in the parks of the great are demurely domestic cattle, fat as London alderman. View quote
Karl Marx
There is something in human history like retribution; and it is a rule of historical retribution that its instrument be forged not by the offended, but by the offender himself. The first blow dealt to the French monarchy proceeded from the nobility, not from the peasants. The Indian revolt does not commence with the ryots, tortured, dishonoured and stripped naked by the British, but with the sepoys, clad, fed and petted, fatted and pampered by them. View quote
Karl Marx
What I see is teeming cohesion, contained dispersal.... For him, to sculpt is to take the fat off space. (Jean-Paul Sartre)
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. View quote
Dennis Miller
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends. View quote
Robert Morley
When you begin to read a poem you are entering a foreign country whose laws and language and life are a kind of translation of your own; but to accept it because its stews taste exactly like your old mother's hash, or to reject it because the owl-headed goddess of wisdom in its temple is fatter than the Statue of Liberty, is an equal mark of that want of imagination, that inaccessibility to experience, of which each of us who dies a natural death will die. View quote
Randall Jarrell
With a little effort, we can help fat people help themselves. But first we have to make sure that "fat acceptance", perhaps the most alarming and irresponsible idea to come out of leftist victimhood and grievancean politics, is given the heart attack it deserves. View quote
Milo Yiannopoulos
You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man. View quote
Norton Juster
The most I would do was use the shadow tool in Photoshop to bring out the muscular rips in my stomach, which were honestly there. Beneath the fat. View quote
Augusten Burroughs
Makes us appreciate blessing, not be greedy and mean and fat like Polyphemus. View quote
Rick Riordan
Dietary fat, whether saturated or not, is not a cause of obesity, heart disease or any other chronic disease of civilization. View quote
Andrew Weil
I'm still not comfortable recommending that people eat saturated fat with abandon, but it's clear to me that sugar, flour and oxidized seed oils create inflammatory effects in the body that almost certainly bear most of the responsibility for elevating heart disease risk. View quote
Andrew Weil
As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of wildlife the conservationists hadn't planned on reviving in this place. A perv in a white shirt and polyester pants. A standard hide-in-the-bushes-and-whack-it perv. Fat and balding, it was as appealing as watching a giant marshmallow go at it. (Rob Thurman)
When it comes to consumer electronics, I'm a big fat sucker, because even though I know you should never, ever buy anything until the second version of it is released, I just can't resist. I live in a state of perpetual Beta. View quote
Susan Orlean
Half of Americans look at the other half and say, they're too lazy or they're not willing to get up and go to school. And the other half looks and sees a bunch of fat cats and talks about income inequality. View quote
Todd G. Buchholz
I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them. View quote
Tom Felton
The best cure for racism is to have somebody shoot at you. Man, it does not matter then what color the arse is that comes to save yours-black or white, you're ready to give it a big fat kiss. View quote
Wilbur Smith